thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

vufus:

This is a real radar screen of #MH370 airplace which suddenly disappeared out of thin air on its way from Kuala Lumpur Malaysia to Beijing. There were no distress signal, indications of rough weather, or other signs of trouble when the plane was reported missing. The pilots communicated with the Air Traffic Control without showing any discommode sign in their voices. List of passengers:
1. China / Taiwan – 152, plus 1 infant / 1
2. Malaysia - 38
3. Indonesia - 7
4. Australia - 6
5. France - 3
6. United States – 3, including 1 infant*
7. New Zealand - 2
8. Ukraine - 2
9. Canada - 2
10. Russia - 1
11. Italy - 1
12. India - 5
13. Netherlands - 1
14. Austria - 1
Source: Malaysia Airlines
There is no sign the plane or any clue where it might have crashed found as we speak.

vufus:

This is a real radar screen of #MH370 airplace which suddenly disappeared out of thin air on its way from Kuala Lumpur Malaysia to Beijing. There were no distress signal, indications of rough weather, or other signs of trouble when the plane was reported missing. The pilots communicated with the Air Traffic Control without showing any discommode sign in their voices. List of passengers:

1. China / Taiwan – 152, plus 1 infant / 1

2. Malaysia - 38

3. Indonesia - 7

4. Australia - 6

5. France - 3

6. United States – 3, including 1 infant*

7. New Zealand - 2

8. Ukraine - 2

9. Canada - 2

10. Russia - 1

11. Italy - 1

12. India - 5

13. Netherlands - 1

14. Austria - 1

Source: Malaysia Airlines

There is no sign the plane or any clue where it might have crashed found as we speak.

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

brebuscus:

frosty-butt:

bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

bobchesler:

fuglyselfie:

penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs

Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong. image

I fucking choked on my tea

Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.image

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fuCKINF SHIT

tracithegreat:

"what would you make our clones do?"

*giggles*

YOU KNOW WHAT SHE WAS THINKING

THEY KNEW WHAT SHE WAS THINKING

WE ALL KNEW WHAT SHE WAS THINKING

WE WERE THINKING IT TOO.

whatever-fangirl:

thestaffoffrost:

annaoflovelyarendelle:

sakurasunshine:

adamg-lover:

Anyone else notice how Ariel is the only princess who had the guts to physically attack her enemy? :)

*ahem*


*AHEM*



excuse me?



and tiana? she actually fucking killed the villain!!!


and then..

whatever-fangirl:

thestaffoffrost:

annaoflovelyarendelle:

sakurasunshine:

adamg-lover:

Anyone else notice how Ariel is the only princess who had the guts to physically attack her enemy? :)

*ahem*

*AHEM*

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excuse me?

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and tiana? she actually fucking killed the villain!!!

and then..

Secret Diary of Call Girl Bloopers (x)

murdletheturtle:

Plot twist.